TEN EASY STEPS to Raise the next Police Shooting Victim
First things first, this is NOT going to be an easy task to accomplish because the competition is abundant. It won’t be easy for your child to make the National or International News as the next Police Shooting Victim in America. Unfortunately, there are millions of unarmed teens walking the streets of our cities every day in all fifty States who NEVER get confronted by a Police Officer, let alone get themselves shot by one. Therefore, you will have to work hard to help your child rise above all of the rest of the competition to garner the prized Victim Status.
THE GOOD NEWS is that (1) it DOESN’T MATTER what the color of your child’s skin is, and (2) it DOESN’T MATTER what the color of the Police Officer’s skin is. All you have to do is follow these ten (10) easy steps and you’ll increase the odds exponentially of helping your child to get himself/herself shot by a Police Officer.
1. TEACH YOUR CHILD TO DISRESPECT YOU AT HOME
This is the most important step of all because your child’s journey to VICTIMIZATION begins in the home. If you can teach your children not to obey you, disrespect you, disrespect others, and disrespect themselves, it will make the remaining nine steps a piece of cake. In a nutshell, you need to raise your child to believe that he or she is entitled to do whatever they want to do whenever they want to do it. No one else’s thoughts, feelings, or rights matter. They must name it, claim it, and walk out of the house, school, or store with whatever they want to posses. They must learn to do unto others before it is done unto them.
2. TEACH YOUR CHILD TO ARGUE AND FIGHT
It’s not always easy for your son or daughter to get what they want or have their own way every time. Therefore, you must teach them the fine art of arguing and fighting to achieve their goals. Simply put, if they’re not getting their own way, they must learn to yell, scream, bully, hit, kick, punch, or slap others until they obtain their selfish end goal because the world owes them.
3. TEACH YOUR CHILD THAT EDUCATION DOESN’T MATTER
It’s very important that your children learn that learning is not important. Education is a waste of time. High School and University Diplomas are worthless pieces of paper that mean nothing. Teach your children the the School of Hard Knocks is more valuable than learning a specialty in the Military, Trade School, or College/University. Teach them that there’s no value in developing a Work Ethic and providing for their own family someday when the Government is willing to simply give them handouts for underachieving. This will give them more time on their hands to get themselves into trouble. After all, everyone knows that “Idle hands are tools of the Devil” and your child is going to need all the help they can get to make the News.
4. TEACH YOUR CHILD THAT ALCOHOL, DRUGS, AND SEX ARE LEGIT RECREATIONAL OUTLETS
Let’s face it, you and your child are going to be putting a lot of time and concerted effort toward obtaining their VICTIM Status. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!!! Therefore, they must learn how to blow off stress along the way via the “recreational” use of Alcohol, Drugs, and Sex. Don’t let the “Laws of the land” get in the way of helping your child achieve their goal. Besides, if it’s fun, how could it be bad for them, right?
5. TEACH YOUR CHILD TO HANG OUT WITH OTHER DISRESPECTFUL INDIVIDUALS
Birds of a feather flock together. It’s important that your child NEVER hang out with kids who actually do go to school, obtain good grades, follow the rules, obey authority, avoid alcohol and drugs, participate in school activities, hold down part-time jobs, and have positive plans for their future. These kids must be avoided at all cost. It only takes one Bad Apple to spoil the whole bunch. NEVER allow your child to be influenced by positive kids who know how to avoid getting into trouble. They may thwart your goal.
6. TEACH YOUR CHILD TO SEE HIMSELF/HERSELF AS A VICTIM
It is essential that your child sees himself/herself as a VICTIM of society. Therefore, you must find something that they can grab a hold of that will help to fuel their anger and belief that no one has it worse than they do. You can use their ethnicity, religion, gender, socioeconomic status, or sexual preference. Point them toward others who also see themselves as VICTIMS. This will help to crystallize their reality, fan the flames of their anger, and increase the odds of them acting out toward Police Officers. Whatever you do, don’t let them know that people from all ethnic groups, religions, sexual preferences, socioeconomic backgrounds, and male or female actually achieve success and happiness in America every day. Don’t let them know that the American Dream is still alive and well. Don’t let them know that they can become whoever they want to be and do whatever they want to do if they’re willing to work hard enough to achieve their dreams. This simple truth will undoubtedly kill their dream of becoming another shooting VICTIM.
7. TEACH YOUR CHILD THAT FAITH DOESN’T MATTER
Whatever you do, don’t let your child be exposed to any kind of Faith. You don’t want them to start thinking and believing in the fact that there’s a Higher Power that they will be held accountable to someday for all of the choices they made during their lifetime. It is essential that they believe this is the only existence that they will ever experience. Afterwards, they’re simply going to become Worm Food. Thus, they must eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow, they may die because a Police Officer will shoot them. DO NOT ever expose your child to erroneous beliefs that LOVE, FAITH, and HOPE matter. Treating others with kindness and charity is for fools. Your child must take before it’s taken from them. Don’t let your child be fooled by Religious lies.
8. TEACH YOUR CHILD TO DISRESPECT THE LAW
The Law is society’s way of controlling everyone else. The Law exist to make sure that your child can’t have any fun. The Law prevents your child from living and enjoying his entitled, narcissistic, sociopathic lifestyle. Legislators, Judges, and Prosecutors are the problem. If they didn’t exist, then your child’s life would be hassle free because no one would be trying to hold them accountable for their choices and behaviors.
9. TEACH YOUR CHILD TO DISRESPECT AND ATTACK POLICE OFFICERS
Police Officers are the epitome of societal control freaks. They exist to rain on your child’s parade. Police Officers are “Killjoys” who bend over backwards to make sure that your child obeys the Laws and doesn’t have any fun. THEREFORE, what I’m about to tell you is the most important lesson of all. This is the moment in time when your child will have the opportunity to achieve their VICTIM Status by being shot by a Police Officer. Make sure that your child understands full and well that if they’re confronted by a Police Officer, don’t obey their directives. If the Police Officer approaches your child, instruct them to confront the Police Officer and try to remove their gun from their holster. It’s kill or be killed, right? Finally, if the Police Officer orders your child to stop, get on the ground face down, and put their hands behind their back, make sure that they run at the Police Officer full speed in an attempt to apprehend him/her before the Police Officer apprehends your son/daughter. I guarantee you 100%, regardless of the skin color of your child or the Police Officer, this will get your child shot and most likely killed in the process. Afterwards, pat yourself on the back because it took a lot of years and dedicated work to get your child to that special moment in time.
10. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, TEACH YOUR CHILD THE IMPORTANCE OF MAKING EXCUSES FOR ENGAGING IN ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES
No matter how much time and effort people put into their pursuits, not everyone makes it to Hollywood, the Grand Ole Opry, the NBA, or getting themselves shot by a Police Officer. Therefore, it’s very important that you teach your child to take advantage of Social Unrest and use the anger and outrage of others as an excuse to loot stores, burn them down to eliminate the evidence, and claim what is rightfully theirs at the expense of others who chose to work hard and obey the Laws. In the end, your child still comes out ahead and will help to raise their children in the same manner too. You’ll leave behind a legacy that you can be proud of in this lifetime and the next. Oh wait……….
Just in case you change your mind, you could always purchase a copy of “Positive Parenting with a Plan” and use the book and/or DVD to help you raise your child(ren) to obey authority and respect others as well as themselves.